Everybody knows that you apply a poltice of pulverized mandrake root,comfrey and rabid badger bile to whiplash,jeez get with the times already.

Remember Christopher Reeves became a quadriplegic when he was thrown from a horse at an equestrian event.He wore a helmet,it didn’t helpThat said,diving is more dangerous than synchronized swimming.

You can flip your lid,flip your wig,flip off rude drivers,flip your pancakes,flip a cheerleader even flip your tiddleywinks but never flip your bat at the umpire you heathen.

Are you telling me daily hard knocks to the head since childhood lead to unsubstantiated conspiracy theories?You know Hayes watches Mermaid/Dinosaur/HumanCentipede porn on a loop.Slowing it down when needed so he can analyze every Dinosaur fart and Mermaid squirt.

That picture begs to differ Artie.

Pico de gallo with out onions is treachery.Worst veggie ever is hands down bitter melon.

I like the way Matty BudIce Lite looks around in profound disbelief whenever the Falcons lose ‘But we were up 64 points at half time,how could this happen?’.It was you you twatface!

I thought China had a death ray that would obliterate menstration,subversive ideas,female children,opinions,p about Tibet,women suffering from the vapors,gymnasts who seemed too male,female,adult.Where is the glorious past where subjects did what you told them to do?Ali Baba is way better than Amazon,Also Mr Horton…

What's your point?Student athletes should be paid,teams from states that have a larger TV share of the market should be kept in check.Athletes from poor countries will never qualify because they can't afford to travel to conferences,heats,championships.We must allow countries with terrible human rights records to…

If he did that he would be eligible for a real sport.

Icecream sukz,snowbalz roolz,make mine a lavender cream nectar wiv condensed milkz.

How do you hide these under a dirty trench coat?

I'm betting these are pod people.The real ones are off doing something else like laundry or counting pennies and shoving them into cardboard tubes.

Rudy Giuliani is a silly person.

What nether world did country music float off to?Also you can never get rid of rap as every 13 year old white boy lives by its screed.Man it’s hard being in seventh grade in private school.Papelbon feelz all the sadnezz in that photo.

I like the photo,it looks as if Usain is marching in a Hitler youth rally while being protected by two blind guys with one leg each.Night gawker is slipping,no one died,no animals were harmed in the writing of this article.I demand to be reimbursed the minute of my life that it took me to read it and the comments.Oh…

I guess too many chefs don't spoil the broth,congrats USA women's and men's swimming teams.

Some one passed away,you talked about a car manufacturer,your friends are probmatic,Lauren was reporting.Maybe this lady and her ‘Dying party’ participants would like to be as concise as possible.One never knows,when you are faced with death or that of your friends,family,people you never met,that altered your…

Don’t be silly,she won because the games are seriously rigged folks!Plus ‘MANUEL’ she one O dem Mexicali muderous rapist drug fiends,some people are saying.I mean,some smart people are saying,I mean I don’t know who,some seriously impotent people are saying she’s the founder of MS13,I’m just saying.

Why are these pools not full of those wailing spirits of the dead that I was promised?How am I supposed to concentrate on androgynous divers if there are no slashing fingernails of the damned clawing their way into the flesh to devour the soul.Oh well,back to a rerun of dressage.