We don’t need any other stinkin animalas other than cows,pigs,chickens.Cows can eat corn,pigs can eat hot dogs and chickens can eat their own poop and Mr villages can eat those millions of Nacionala Geographico’s he has been hoarding in his Abulitas casa.

Everybody knows that you apply a poltice of pulverized mandrake root,comfrey and rabid badger bile to whiplash,jeez get with the times already.

Remember Christopher Reeves became a quadriplegic when he was thrown from a horse at an equestrian event.He wore a helmet,it didn’t helpThat said,diving is more dangerous than synchronized swimming.

You can flip your lid,flip your wig,flip off rude drivers,flip your pancakes,flip a cheerleader even flip your tiddleywinks but never flip your bat at the umpire you heathen.

Are you telling me daily hard knocks to the head since childhood lead to unsubstantiated conspiracy theories?You know Hayes watches Mermaid/Dinosaur/HumanCentipede porn on a loop.Slowing it down when needed so he can analyze every Dinosaur fart and Mermaid squirt.

That picture begs to differ Artie.

Pico de gallo with out onions is treachery.Worst veggie ever is hands down bitter melon.

I like the way Matty BudIce Lite looks around in profound disbelief whenever the Falcons lose ‘But we were up 64 points at half time,how could this happen?’.It was you you twatface!

I thought China had a death ray that would obliterate menstration,subversive ideas,female children,opinions,p about Tibet,women suffering from the vapors,gymnasts who seemed too male,female,adult.Where is the glorious past where subjects did what you told them to do?Ali Baba is way better than Amazon,Also Mr Horton…

You would be grandpa Joe......with even worse lower body strength.

What's your point?Student athletes should be paid,teams from states that have a larger TV share of the market should be kept in check.Athletes from poor countries will never qualify because they can't afford to travel to conferences,heats,championships.We must allow countries with terrible human rights records to…

If he did that he would be eligible for a real sport.

Icecream sukz,snowbalz roolz,make mine a lavender cream nectar wiv condensed milkz.

How do you hide these under a dirty trench coat?

I'm betting these are pod people.The real ones are off doing something else like laundry or counting pennies and shoving them into cardboard tubes.

Rudy Giuliani is a silly person.

What nether world did country music float off to?Also you can never get rid of rap as every 13 year old white boy lives by its screed.Man it’s hard being in seventh grade in private school.Papelbon feelz all the sadnezz in that photo.

I like the photo,it looks as if Usain is marching in a Hitler youth rally while being protected by two blind guys with one leg each.Night gawker is slipping,no one died,no animals were harmed in the writing of this article.I demand to be reimbursed the minute of my life that it took me to read it and the comments.Oh…

I guess too many chefs don't spoil the broth,congrats USA women's and men's swimming teams.

Some one passed away,you talked about a car manufacturer,your friends are probmatic,Lauren was reporting.Maybe this lady and her ‘Dying party’ participants would like to be as concise as possible.One never knows,when you are faced with death or that of your friends,family,people you never met,that altered your…