What a shocker!

I think we can all agree,ginger’s are pure evil.

This seems like a kinder,gentler Hotspur,at least they’re sharing their feelings with each other.Feelings of murder and mayhem,but honest feelings non the less.Ossie,Ossie,Ossie,Oi,Oi,Oi.

It was so unexpected,what I have been waiting for all throughout these games.A true champion!

Kickers are passé,their time is over.No more Australian jammy bastards who crave an easy paycheck.Back to Aussie Rules or Ruggers for you buggers.

Well they are both white,so honest mistake Guvnor!

Blah,blah,blah,half a million dollar elbow.I am so into all these 2 point conversions.

The best kind of clown car.

Allu(potato)Akbar brother!

It was the whit baseball cap that broke the camels back.

What don’t you understand about us white people?We have to see everything to its bitter end,it’s absolute destruction,bury it so deep,shoot it out into the eternal void of an unforgiving space,hunt it into extinction,mutate it into a withering Caucasian fantasy,pornofintificate it where it's even distasteful to the…

Also I am drinking,heavily.

People go to the rallies to be seen and then have an opportunity to get on camera.They know the Donald’s appearances are heavily analyzed within the media.The reality star will beget more reality stars that is the the way of the universe.Haha,I also called my cat fetid pooh face as Ikcked it off the bed(I was eating…

Just have to say,NBC please never vie to air the Olympics ever again.Also I thought I could not despise Ryan Seacrest anymore,oh boy was I wrong.

‘Hey’ usually means’err....I forgot your name’.Or if said with a smirk and hooded eyes’How friggin great was I?’

I never understood why it was called dressage as the horse is bollocks naked.Bows in the mane and tail don't count.Also if you have ever met horsey people they really are coo coo for coco puffs.

Never ever bang coworkers it always ends badly,then you marry them and then the real nightmare begins.

You’ve always been living with these people.Some of them are even your family and friends.what goes on in men’s hearts and minds are not always consistent with who you think they are.We have always been ‘Those people’.Enjoy the olympics opening ceremony.

It used to be The Toulouse Cabarat.Now those were interesting times.

When Spags was with the Saints one of our best and most religious players said he loved playing for the Spagster because he was a good Christian Godfearing man.Thats what I want in my D coach,lots of praying and fireside chats.It was the worst Defensive show I have witnessed since before Katrina and that’s saying…