You my friend are the wrongliest wrongly wrongster of wrongville.I will be at the Societa Italiana Di Mutta Beneficenza Cefalutana this weekend.Seeing distant relations(incest probably) and other fafalunas that you only have to tolerate once a year.Not to mention being serenaded with a medley of Sinatra,Martin,Bennett…

Well at least they shanked their future Darren Sharper ala minority report style.

You sir are a liar,or you are not currently in a relationship.

I thought everyone from Orlando,been to Orlando,drove near Orlando,saw Orlando in a book,was going to hell regardless.Guilt by association wouldn't ya know.

Is this a euphemism for sex?I will not have you disparage my mad blender skills.Everyone always said my daiquiris were the best,a little tart not to sweet with a floral aftertaste.......it's all a lie,it all came out of a ten gallon jug,sob.

LOL,I made Vinny Testaverde a strawberry daiquiri at the bar I worked in on Boubon street when he was at the Sugar Bowl.Ahh good times!

You think that's bad,the Falcons are playing in the Mercedes Benz Stadium.The Saints play in the Mercedes Benz Superdome,Heyhoo.

Ha,now he’s senile and his family is trying to take the Saints,Pelicans away from him.He is not in good health,when he kicks the bucket there’s gonna be a gun fight at the OK Corral between his granddaughter,adopted daughter and the evil step mother.It will be delicious.On a side note just received my season…

Terrible title good article

You know who else absconded to Brazil...........Argentina,Chile,Uraguay,Paraguay?

You can't beat people into letting go of their prejudices,the only thing you can do is say good things about the LBGT folks around you.Either your friend sees you as a calm and rational person who excepts them and others,or they become disgusted and drift away.BTW if everyone's drunk you are allowed to get all up in…

Wait....are we still talking about Tony Romos fatness?BTW I thought it said he was carted off the field in an open air casket.

Is Calvin Harris the baby that was kicked out of the Trump rally?

But how will he be able to afford his wet ones fresh and flush?Wont you people think about the poor wet wipes industry.

We took Home Economics when I was at school.They taught you how to sew,knit,tat,needlepoint,weave,macrame,crochet,cook for 2 or 200,change a fuse,tire,nappy.Iron,resize patterns,unblock a clogged sink,dress a wound,sharpen knives.What to do for Cholic,gas,teething,diaper rash.The things that are considered women’s…

OMGZ, its Tony Romo again.Romocop stop being so thirsty.

Chickenstalker Jim

Tony Romo is fat.........Drew Brees doesn’t go to church every Sunday,Aaron Rodgers has two beards,Russell Wilson cries during sex,Tom Brady not sure about supporting his friends,Cam Newton is designing a line of hand towels for Martha Stewert,Ben Roethisberger made from parts of executed rapers,Ryan Tannehill spread…

Did she run away from the campaign?

Is this the sequel to 500 days of Kristin?I am still waiting for the vegan,gluten free,Jeruselum artichoke,Kreplah recipe.