Lotus has the answer here. Most used ones can be found cheap and it will shock you how well behaved it can be and how quickly it can turn on to a super car.

Checkmate, atheists!

I NEED 2016 TO SIT THE FUCK DOWN

Oh Jesus, it better not be Prince.

FUCK EVERYTHING

I’m pretty damn sure you guys already did a post on this very specific video just a few months ago...

Welcome to 7 months ago.

I still feel like BMW is holding the M2 back to protect the more expensive models.

But but but it’s an automatic

revolutionary 2-cylinder

I know right?

WAT

Get it right - it’s “Wagens und Würste”…

AND NONE OF US WILL BUY IT NEW.

WE REQUEST A HATCH!
Sincerely, every Jalopnik commenter.

Dear Germany,

Nah...we are too busy crashing our cars leaving cars and coffee to care

Everytime your turbo spools up, it's bearings degrade a little bit. Every time your engine starts, it's bearings gall just a little bit. Every time your heads heat up, your valves degrade just a little bit. Need I go on?

Maybe don’t ride 2 mph in the middle of the road, up a hill, on a windy road full of blind curves with no bike lane, and a speed limit of 40 mph.

bikers are the worst.