Further proof that public/mass transportation will try to kill you and why cars are superior.

Current-gen iDrive. Gorgeous, fast, easy to use, intuitive, great control scheme, great interface (controller + touchpad + hard buttons). I love it.

Nah, straight up, it's too expensive. If Vipers were 60 something K, I would go buy one right now, this second, cash.

As an auto mechanic myself who prides himself on honesty, I must respectfully disagree with your suggestion that you have the alignment or tire balance checked. First of all, alignment is something that most definitely changes over time, as suspension bushings wear and the car hits bumps and potholes. Often, you'll…

You know what Polyphony did for Grand Turismo? Not this.

But you NEED all that space for your YorkiePoo, and you NEED 4 wheel drive for when it snows (or rains or there are REALLY BIG leaves in your driveway). And sometimes you NEED to move a big thing and nobody you know has a truck. Don't forget that you NEED to sit up high so you don't get scared by that 18 wheeler that…

Because people are stupid and think they need a big SUV or truck to be "safe" and such.

If only that vehicle had some way to let you know it was coming.

You almost have to pass on the right these days... It's gotten to the point where it's practically a reversal of how the highway is supposed to work - people just default to the left lane as soon as they get on the highway, and the right lane consequently becomes the fast lane. Personally, I'll pass on whichever side…

Too slow.

Life in prison for people who go slow in the left lane.

Autobahn style speed limits. There's absolutely no reason why a perfectly flat, straight, and wide stretch of road in West Texas with no traffic needs the same speed limit as one just outside a major city with traffic and potholes and turns and hills. Stop acting like it does, Department of Transportation...

I had one of those once too!

Gizmodo commentor:

This happened in my town a few years back except the mom and dad survived and the 3 kids drowned. This is why I believe in life sentences as the parents were drunk and possibly under the influence of drugs, purposely driving into my towns lake.

You can trust Caucasians. You just can't trust Slavs.

Jalopnik has seen this comment and disapproves.

Don't let Jalopnik see this one..... lol.

Frozen
(I have two young female children. And knowing that movie makes it a much funnier gif. Trust me. Do you want to build a snowman? Shit, nevermind, you won't get that either.)