I didn't even think of that. I think a Subaru makes even more sense for this lady.

I don't know what that is, but thank you for giving me nightmares for the rest of my life.

Unless we come op with a Toasteropnik sub-blog, can we please stop talking about Consumer Reports like they matter? I really don't think anyone younger than 65 even reads that shit, anyways.

Yay!!!

What the fuck? Fuck this guy! Only 21 years? He should get life or hanged by his balls.

And he gets video games? Fuck him. He shouldnt get shit but a white room with a mattress. Fucking asshole has the gall to whine about not having a PS3 when he is even allowed to live.

Be grateful you can still breath you stupid fuck.

Kill this before it multiplies!

What's she upset about? Her booty don't need explanin'.

Hey Honey, found a solution!

This is one of the reasons my dad and I stopped going to the Chicago show. Everything that isn't bolted down is stolen. The cars are vandalized. Parents let their kids climb all over the interiors for 15-20 minutes while people who are potential buyers wait in line. It is just obscene. I remember looking at a…

This is bullshit. I don't know how many girls I've towed out of the snow with my Subaru, and I've never gotten a kiss in return.

I'm moving to Russia.

This is the problem when Jalopnik cross-posts Jezebel articles... We come in with our car jokes and nobody gets them.

This is why it rules that you're an approved commenter on Jezebel.

Just put the subwoofers in an E-Type and ooohhh yeahhhh

Jokes prevent the situation from being frosty. She's lucky oregon haven't passed the Marijuana bill just yet, otherwise she'd have a double case of frozen joints.

This is so stupid. I'm depressed because my parents fight all of the fucking time. They often drag me into their fights "LOOK AT WHAT YOUR FATHER DID, SEE HOW STUPID HE IS". I DONT WANT TO SEE THEM FIGHT. Unpublish this fucking horrible article.

Best rear shoulders of any production car. EVER.

Somewhere, a Chicago bureaucrat is furiously typing a new city parking regulation.

I think they should call their own insurance and get their own insurance company's lawyers involved. Failing that, they should hire their own lawyer and have that lawyer send them a very tersely-worded letter of the money/damages owed.

Ran into this one today when I was trying different "how many" questions:

Now how did I know you were a toddler and only experienced the death of Senna through Youtube.