nothing sadder than a white douchebag on the internet calling out a black woman for "sexual and racial stereotyping."

brutally, horrendously awful music.

i don't get what the likability of a fictional character has to do with the real person he's loosely based on.

…you're going to have to explain what fozzie bear has to do with early video games, because i'm just not seeing the connection.

so true. who *hasn't* said "i hope you get raped by a pack of fucking n*ggers" to a loved one at some point?

oof, reading vanderwerff struggle through writing a "funny" newswire article is like watching someone with parkinsons put on makeup.

you have, indeed, totally misunderstood a fundamental purpose and function of the internet, apparently.

good lord, what a creepy, fucked up thing to write about. the av club is veering dangerously close to self-parody here.

what is it about unfuckwithable verhoeven classics that hollywood is so obsessed with remaking them? i actually wouldn't be surprised if basic instinct gets the redo treatment next.

i don't understand… why don't you just sit down when you pee? at best, you're just spraying urine mist on your legs like anyone else who stands while peeing, and at worst you're making people uncomfortable by making them think a man is in the ladies room. why is your privilege to stand and pee more important than…