Now just imagine the shit they’ve been getting away with all these years, especially in areas with a lot of minorities. Can you imagine what it was like for a black person in dealing with a cop in the South in the 1950’s if this is what it’s like now?

I am an assistant and Beyonce was right. Get the fuck out of the shot. She wasn’t doing anything necessary, it’s not like her tit was out.

that hair...

“Elsie Otter” sounds like the title/main character of a quirky network sitcom starring Zooey Deschanel.

“Elsie Otter is a wonderful name. I’d hire her”

And remember, only 158 families provided nearly half of the money for the 2016 election so far.

You guys... I think I’m in love with Bernie. I DGAF who knows it anymore!

YOU KNOW THE SONG (don’t make me sing the song, I am absolutely not singing the song)

My involuntary response to talking about Bernie Sanders’ underwear:

Bernie is basically america’s favorite hoody. A little worn out, totally worn in, too old to care about appearances, and an intrinsic statement on income inequality.

He’s everything I want in a President. If he does not get the nomination I am issuing an empty threat to move to Nova Scotia.

the way he is sitting in his chair is like how i sit in a chair when i’m really drunk and watching my football team lose