WELP, at least they look good!

Square toes? Nope nope nope.

Emmy Rossum looks like if Katy Perry and Alexa Ray Joel had a baby.

I think it depends on the size of the implant, but underboob is a normal place to make the incision for the implant. I've seen a number of women with scars that extend up to here.

I can't find it right now, but a while ago I came across a site that was nothing other than a collection of interesting and beautiful home libraries. I got a number of ideas for when we build our dream house!

Beast, dear? Did you give the photographers permission to visit the castle today?

He's got a point. I find it pretty obnoxious that I have to work so hard to hide my online presence from potential employers, even when the things I post have absolutely nothing to do with my job. I can understand firing someone for posting things that legitimately incite violence, are hate speech, and that kind of…

I'm afraid that would have to be an overseas destination for me to be able to pop twice on the same flight.

Glad I'm not the only one who saw '09 and '10 and thought FUCK FUCKING TWILIGHT.

I see you, 2010 Twihard moms.

Oh. Jaime is my all time favorite. Love him dearly. Viva los Lannisters! (http://powderroom.jezebel.com/game-of-thread… if you're interested.)

I figured out what really pisses me off about her; it's not the bigotry, the transparent pride she takes in her ignorance or the fact that she's no longer even pretending this isn't a grift. It's the way she speaks in bumper stickers. Not talking points, like every other Fox hamster, but pseudo-pithy truisms like the…

Totally. And just because people keep saying "you're cool/gorgeous/whatever, it should be so easy to find someone" doesn't mean it is. Or, it doesn't make the time spent alone while trying to find someone any less painful.

Don't we all have that friend is is pretty...well, cool, but can't find someone?

I think it's unlikely that the underlying scenario is: 17-year-old calmly has miscarriage, sticks it in a bag, and decides cold-bloodedly to shop for five-finger discounted underwear. It's possible that this girl is 100% sociopath and incompetent shoplifter, but unlikely.

MOTHERFUCKING TAKEN, FLUTERDALE

When you spent time in the uterus, it was homey. When you spent time in the vagina, it was during the birthing process, which meant squeezing your noggin like a boa constrictor. Which was probably not all that homey.

We briefly entertained the idea of becoming Dr. and Mr. Cumberbatch, but ultimately decided it would be too much paperwork.

I'll take the cork board. But only if you fill it with pictures of rotund buns.

I see your books and raise you wine. This whole bookshelf thing is only reminding me how much I need to dust. I choose wine over dusting because of course.