there's a showtime show called 3am that he stars in and he is THE WORST ONE IN IT. he tries so damn hard to be funny that it just comes off as desperate, so i def would've watched his shitshow on comedy central.

This is true, where would we all be if we didn't have Scream and Teen Wolf hate-reviews. At least they get it.

YOU HATE THIS SHOW, STOP REVIEWING IT.

i googled demetri martin a few days ago because i had a random "whatever happened to him…?" thought

Well they were trying to keep Mitch's death a secret so maybe that's why he specifically said he didn't know who it was or where it came from

I use tomatoes all the time!

HOW DID THEY MAKE DAVID WAIN HOT? SO GODDAMN HOT??

hahahaha the non-director's cut thing makes it all worth it

The character is based on an Algerian man, but they made him African because French audiences have too much hatred for Algerians to believe they could teach them how to smoke pot and listen to Stevie Wonder

how about when he got everyone to start dancing to Stevie Wonder during the recital? I WANTED TO BARF

I saw The Intouchables in Germany with some friends and they all loved it and I could not understand why. It was such bullshit.

"lowe's but like a animal version" made me laugh for a solid 5

except the stripper wakes up and Amy hits her in the head with a shovel and keeps burying her

i imagined a triangle formation of three buttholes between two cheeks

we get that, but is there any other point to what she does? it's just so one note.

have always found her so annoying.

can they not tho

i will NOT

i am so happy i remembered this was a thing today

ending the Blanche pile-on with "you look like a piece of shit" made me laugh for a solid 3 minutes.