apparently the Vargas family had "plan a national terrorist attack with a series of drones" money and we had no idea

so Luna was like "I wanna be president and the best way to do it is to hire Samantha and Paeus to have Rowan rig the election, but I'll assume Olivia will stop them and then they'll be forced to kill my husband, but we'll pin that on Cyrus so then Mellie can become president and then I know Mellie will offer the VP…

…yeah, which is why he manipulated Tom into doing it until he changed his mind. So I'm supposed to believe Cyrus could've had a known assassin, Tom, kill Vargas, but pleaded with him not to when he changed his mind, because secretly, he trusted Vargas' wife…a…housewife…to get the job done?

That is SUCH a good point. We never even see Luna talk to Samantha or Paeus, but somehow she's behind Frankie's murder and a nationwide terrorist attack led by Paeus? Being president was so important to Luna, she had to kill innocent people with drone bombs (after she had already been named VP)?

I think Polanski and Allen should also get this sort of shit and I, personally, give them that kind of shit. I understand that Brown gets this shit because he's a black man and society is quick to condemn black men, but my opinion is - let's condemn all men who deserve shit instead of giving black men who deserve shit…

Well, his ex-gf just put out a restraining order and is in the process of filing charges. That's why I linked to those articles at the bottom of the piece.

I'm going to invite you to actually read the article.

Anthony Anderson did an interview and said that Kenya ran into Chris when he was eating lunch somewhere. Chris said he was a fan of the show and wanted to be on it. Kenya said, "I think we have a character for you."

I am black. I say that in the article.

That's why I stay woke.

The LA Times is reporting that all three crimes were theft:

it better be Bel Biv DeVoe

Before I get more tweets about it:

I think I should've clarified - when Olivia was giving her first "well, you know he slept with the Mayor's wife speech" in the flashback - she doesn't mention race there. I feel like Mellie is a politically-minded woman who would've understand that if Olivia had just been up front about it instead of all the…

ah, man I changed it from The Pembertons to the show title last second *snap*

(also I didn't miss the generational divide in queerness that Cyrus' character represents - it just doesn't apply to this conversation. I know plenty of old gay white men who have not had their partners murdered and haven't tried to trick men into gay relationships to blackmail them….so, it's hardly ageism to condemn…

One person saying "Hey, as a queer person this does not feel like positive representation to me" doesn't discount your feeling that it is. But, just because it is for you doesn't mean it is across the board.

feel free to hit me up @disqus_QenrIwWZkz:disqus there's a reason our twitter handles are next to our names. We have three hours to get these things up after the episode ends, mistakes happen and I like fixing them!

it's a universe where one candidate can get 150 MILLION VOTES, so yeah.

No reviewer has made it through more than one season of this show. I think this might be a hazing ritual.