My office has been on a hiring spree for a year, is Trump going to take credit for that to because we are doubling to quadrupling our size? How does that work? If he is going to take credit for all this job growth that hasn’t happened yet, before he is even president, is going to take credit for the companies laying…

I’m going to give Trump the benefit of the doubt here.

FYI I work at Amazon. I’ve been hearing rumors for 6 months that we were trying to hire over 100,000 more people and double our work force (specifically in Seattle).

What pressure? That Trump is going to personally make sure the Gov’t goes after Bezos because he said “bad” things about him? Sounds like grounds for impeachment there for using the Gov’t for retribution.

Noooo! I don’t want that AT ALL. I’ve lived in Texas my whole life and if that happened not only would we be fucked, but it would empower all those dumbass hicks and they’d become a 1000% more insufferable than they are now.

My dream is as follows:

Pls wait til I move to Jersey before Texit. It’s just a couple months, then we can axe Texas.

If we get rid of Florida, we won’t have to bail them out when the ocean levels rise and submerge half the state.

But this one is a doozy. Do we not get extra dumb points because 52% of the population are unfamiliar with the concept of consequences?

Now that Disney World has been taken back from the alligators, we need Florida.

That sounds like a plan! I’ve spent most of today trying to work out if I need to marry my best friend because she’s German, and that would allow her to stay, or marry my boyfriend because I’m the qualified one and we’d have to be married to be eligible to emigrate to some places.

Hey now, don’t get cocky — when it comes to making stupid and short-sighted decisions based mostly on fear and irrationality, y’all still have a LONG way to go to catch up to us here in the U.S.

Maybe we can all pool our funds here and buy a small island where us anti-xenophobes can live happily!

What they mean is that this has increased the chances of Trump being elected. In US there is exactly the same thing that is happening in UK, the only difference is that US is more diverse the UK. The rise of far-right in both countries is very sad and scary.

The fun bit now is trying to find an unfucked place to emigrate to!

That’s what I keep wondering when I see the “US is next!!!” from these folks. Did we become part of the EU and I missed it?

Oh I would love for Texit to finally happen.

Don't worry. You have plenty of company. Here. There. Everywhere.

And don’t forget #texit! Which, incidentally, would be the only good thing to come out of Brexit.

I can't really laugh at the stupidity of these. I'm British, so we lost the right to call anything else dumb today. Or ever again. Because we are completely fucked.