Go ninja go ninja go!

Like hell, more food!

The one pictured above from the skit is definitely Sting. The shape and size of the blade is right for Sting. Anduril is a much larger sword.

"My day" had typewriters.

3-2-1 Contact was an 80's show. It ended five years before Bill Nye. Square One ended one year before.

Team Rocket was constantly trying to steal Pikachu. What you need to do is rig your phone so it electrocutes anyone who tries to touch it, then you'll be just like Ash.

I've seen his grey visage tantalizingly appear in the nearby window…but he evades all attempts to find him so far.

poke mans. Let me show you them.

"The Illustrious Jaba wishes to know WHY you refused to have sex with him."

Not anymore. Now this guy is. "Bill Cosby" is actually a title passed on from offender to offender.

Oh, no, just not a fan of that part of the novel in specific. When I first read the book I wasn't much older than Bev was in that scene (she's 12!), and it horrified me much more than the actual monster did.

That was the real "Secret of the Ooze"

…it's so bad!

THE TRAVELER IS COME!

It's presented as the kids having to "grow up" to escape the sewers, so they have sex. It's incredibly awful.

Or the Hair Bear Bunch…

Behind the suspiciously off-color door in the hallway lies…horror.

Chiming in five months later to remind you that Bigfoot and the Muscle Machines were big bad dirty and mean.

Crap-lousy man-animals!

It's a monster from Half Life, I think.