"Jumping through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, kid."

Han was trying to con Luke and Ben, or so the script says, which is why Ben rolls his eyes when he hears it. Lucas forgot about that, I guess. He does that a lot.

Don't look at me, I'm not the one who cut out the dialogue.

Because they cut the line of dialogue saying that it was a map to the First Jedi Temple, not to Luke himself. They left in the line about Luke going there, but cut the one linking that dialogue to the map itself. Kinda a bad cut.

He was the least talented of them all, ironically.

Replace all the CGI with 1970's-era effects. Retro-Special Edition!

Local Person Does Something Normal.

Try not to cut yourself on that edge.

You haven't seen what he's got in his locker.

I was not previously aware of this, Your Neutralness. I found the information informative.

I have never before encountered the funnel cake meme, and my day is brighter now for it.

Megatron, is that you?

Earth-2 Zack Snyder directed The Wizard of Oz. It's entirely identical to our version of the movie, except all the Kansas scenes are in color and all the Oz scenes are black and white.

Does this really look that crazy? Is this a camaro thing? It just looks like any other modern sports car to me.

"Suuuuuugaaaaaaaarrrrrr"

Jack Black is Poochy in Poochy Lives!

"PITIFUL BALLPLAYERS OF EARTH!"

Crisis on Infinite Earth Tones

Well if it isn't the star-spangled man with a plan! What is your plan today?

They come in packs of 64 too!