The first draft of Phantom Menace was actually a much better movie, from all accounts. Obi Wan and teen Anakin, Maul survives, no Jar Jar, etc…

Lined them up against the broad side of the barn and shot them, they did.

Nah, I've still got room for more Vader. I can perfectly understand feeling otherwise, though. I just tend to be fairly immune to character fatigue. That being said, if Vader isn't in the movie, it wouldn't bother me at all.

I hope he is. I want to see him in an environment where nobody can hope to match him. It'll be refreshing!

No Bothans were harmed in the stealing of the Death Star plans.

I mean Anakin said it right at the beginning: "This is where the fun begins!"

Vader hopped when Tarkin said 'Frog'. Fett wasn't shit ;)

I was under the impression that Rogue One was literally about the "Rebel Spaceships striking from a hidden base" mentioned in the open crawl of the original movie. I kinda expect it to end with Leia racing off in her corvette with Vader in pursuit.

She must be Luke's aunt!

So was Boba Fett.

I had no idea I wanted a movie about the Rebel Alliance this badly! That Mon Mothma!

HEEEEEEEY YOOOOOU GUUUUUUUYS!

I remember the days when contestants just chose what prize they were playing for, and every single last one of them chose "Cash".

Thank you, Weird Al.

Crashing through the sky comes a fearful cry…COOOOBRAAAAAA!

Your Google-Fu is weak.

The confusion comes from where you said that a good adaptation can leave out characters and subplots and fuck around with the ending, all of which the Watchmen movie did.

We're approaching the usual time when they start releasing "patches" that deliberately make the older phones run slower and slower in order to force people to upgrade.

The Shire is entirely democratic and is held up as a a place so special that the ancestors of the kings have been secretly guarding its borders for centuries instead of, you know, restoring the monarchy.

He really has the single most punch-able face I have ever seen.