They had a promo once about how everyone in Townsville was basically completely unphased by all the chaos constantly happening around them:

You need friends like mine who also still say "BLAME IT ON THE BOOGIE!" all the time.

Your first sentence is literally how the cast and crew sold the movie in the promotional interviews leading up to release. I went to see it just for that idea alone.

His friends know him as Doug Side.

It works well until you break your knuckles and then realize that you were just beating on someone with your primary object manipulation apparatus. Your knuckles really are not intended for that. The bones that back them up are small and fragile.

Didn't the trailer kinda imply that Doomsday is a cloned Zod? So basically Bizarro?

* Help the old lady cross the street. (+5 Good Points)

The Dark Side lets you lash out really well when you're angry, which is something everyone has wanted at one point in time. It's basically like someone cuts you off in traffic and you do that thing where you pretend to blow up their car with your mind, and the Dark Side goes "You can totally do that!"

And the forums burst into flames protesting that no bullet could possibly have hurt him due to his powers that made him like unto a Stone Wall!

ARROWED!

Yes, the F-11 is the New Order upgrade version.

Hate fucks not given?

I'll admit to having a complete fangirl episode and messaging all of my friends at the part saying the "Used Universe" is back! OH MY GOD I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE THIS!!!

Kinda true.

The one where they escape from the destruction of their civilization and then immediately swing by the Casino Planet to play cards?

It's French!

The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him.

Quote of the year right there.

I can find similar magazine articles for the original and Empire as well. That doesn't mean anything except that 'click-bait' isn't a new concept. The widespread backlash didn't happen until after Phantom Menace.

Everyone claims it started immediately, but it really started right after the release of Phantom Menace. People started seeing the Ewoks as an unheeded warning of what was to come.