Pointing that out just makes you look sad and that you can’t take it. All you had to do was reply with “*writing” if you wanted a comeback. That would’ve been the best response by far.

“In other news, I’ve literally never won a game of Scrabble in my life.”

I think these countermeasures will do more harm than good.
The way to win the war is to not fight pitched battles. If all we manage is to cull a fraction of the population, we’re leaving it healthier.

Yes, they are.

I thought the painting was still missing?

At the rate China pollutes nothing we do will stop it.

No matter the cost to insurance I doubt Zuck would put uninsured $95 million satellite into an experimental rocket without some sort of coverage for either the price or payout or something.

The study is flawed if it assumes that a link access means someone clicked it. My anti-malware mail system on my mail server follows links in e-mails and scans the content, and won’t deliver the e-mail if it finds known malware or scams at the other end. That will show up on the remote server as the links being…

When I was young (in the days of Attila the Hun, according to the younger family member), I was taught that the Atlantic had hurricanes, and the Pacific had typhoons. Are they generally called hurricanes in Hawaii now? Just curious.

I buy organic whenever I can, not because I think it’s any healthier for me, but healthier for the environment.

Which overwhelmed me with guilt for every tasty bite I savored as I realized those delicious and tender lamb chops came from a baby sheep.

I miss when games would come with a cloth map inside the box.

skin-to-skin contact is not only therapeutic, but a great form of medicine for both your mind and your body.

I’m not sure I want the bedroom, hallway and kitchen to light up when the dog or lover walks out to get some water at 3AM.
Or the lights to go out when I’m reading a book.

I have mixed feelings about zoos.

Speaking of tomatoes, I’ve always wondered why we buy “tomato ketchup” and “hot-dog mustard”. Is the mustard made from hot-dogs, or is the ketchup intended to be put on tomatoes?
At any rate, “ketchup” originally means fish sauce, so the naming doesn’t cut the mustard.

Nobody knows how to do that shit, and neither do I.

Yosemite and Yellowstone are jammed full of visitors, and discrete towers could be installed in some locations to give 911 support. They are different than say, hiking the PCT, since you’re going to get many more low skilled idiots.

Too many armchair survivalists go and get themselves lost or killed in the back country.