LOL!!! Puuuuuurrrrfect.

I’m gonna throw in a rando country I’ve been told Black people are from so I don’t seem like a lumpy racist.

I really wish that some weird parasite had crawled in under her big toe nail.

These days, Beecroft and Spadoni live in a house they call their “favela.”

When I landed at JFK, my first impression is being welcomed by all of these African, or maybe Jamaican, air people that help you at the airport with your luggage. They were so kind.Welcome! I was so happy to see mixed races. In Italy, they are in the street selling gadgets.”

literally same

I have never in my entire life been as lit as Chelsea appears to be on an hourly basis

I don’t get it. And Google just wants to know if I meant “squirrel fan.”

Cute emails, but I was bleeding into my underwear and not giving a shit about it way before THINX was a gleam in Agrawal’s eye.

You’re 100% right and I retract my nomination

Amber Wolf for SCOTUS

When you sit in a court of law day in and day out, it’s easy to forget that your litigants are human beings with lives outside of the justice system. Good on Judge Wolf for not forgetting and for not being afraid to sometimes let common sense prevail over the black letter law. She is a credit to the bar.

D’awww! We need *more* Judge Wolfs in the world. Just because people fuck up doesn’t mean they’re not humans and that should not be held against their tiny baby either. I hope they can go forth and do better after they serve their sentences so they can be the best possible parents for that lil’ nugget.

I needed this.

And it occurred to me after we finished this case that he had not met his baby — who was 30 days old — and that he was not going to get an opportunity to meet his baby anytime in the near future.”

what about Granny, isn’t she 105?

I’m certainly no expert, but none of those things sound to me like reasons to question the overall thrust of the movie.

Yep, straight from the SeaWorld playbook. Deflect, dissemble and distort.

Not as many lies and half truths as your comment.