Two onlookers and a police officer at the scene immediately jumped onto the tracks to rescue Pamplin

Well damn. Have a star

As a straight woman; I don’t want to think about him in any sex act

Al Franken is a great choice, I think.

I am so sorry for your loss. Akitas terrify me. My friend owned one in Jr high and it bit her dad very badly (dad was climbing over their fence and Akita thought it was and intruder momentarily.). Also, recently at a dog beach this asshole had a literal pack of Akitas (like 4), all off leash, and one of them attacked…

Horrible story, so sorry for your loss given that that so much didn’t have to happen. At all. I hate how people own animals and then don’t take responsibility for them. Again, I hate to read about incidents like this. Sorry. :-(

Oh, poor Cutie. Poor you! And rescued greyhounds are the sweetest. I love them so much.

The other owner would invariably say, “but my dog is friendly!!!” And get super offended when I would shout back “but mine is not! Please come get your dog!”

Clearly, Google doesn’t speak Castillian Spanish; it’s choosing Latin American idioms, which - ahem - aren’t appropriate in this context?

Thank you! I failed to mention that the same asshole dog mauled my other Boston 3 years ago, and one of our human neighbors. Both of my pups are fine now. I actually couldn’t believe that Animal Control returned the dog after 3 separate attacks on other dogs and 2 on humans (including a cop), but my neighbor is a…

I’m so sorry about your Cutie :(

I only passed three semesters of Spanish, and I feel as though I could read it in the original much better than what hash Google Translate has made of it.

I was trying to have the “perfect facial expression.” Neutral. Not too happy...wanna stay professional, but not a sourpuss. I was asked by the interviewer, “When are you going to wipe that smirk off your face?”

Oh, you don’t have to be sexist to participate (Andy Murray certainly isn’t). But the joy we all took when Billie Jean King won was sweeter because of who Riggs was.

I hope she goes to Men’s Wimbledon next year and annihilates Roger Federer.

Sorry, it had to be done.

OK, I PROMISE TO CONTINUE TO HAVE NEVER EATEN LIVER FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!

Just a couple, I’d guess. The worst part is that it locks the transmission in PARK thanks to the new shifter programming.

Probably no more than the Renegade already has on.

Not clueless, very accurate interpretation. Bingo!