I was trying to have the “perfect facial expression.” Neutral. Not too happy...wanna stay professional, but not a sourpuss. I was asked by the interviewer, “When are you going to wipe that smirk off your face?”

Oh, you don’t have to be sexist to participate (Andy Murray certainly isn’t). But the joy we all took when Billie Jean King won was sweeter because of who Riggs was.

I hope she goes to Men’s Wimbledon next year and annihilates Roger Federer.

Sorry, it had to be done.

OK, I PROMISE TO CONTINUE TO HAVE NEVER EATEN LIVER FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!

Warning: use while black at your own risk.

DO NOT EAT LIVER it’s terribly bad for you! Yes, it’s all full of vitamins—too full, a lot of the time—but it’s also full of impurities!

Why would you bother even building anything but a Victorian? These people have no taste.

this is all i’ve ever needed. this is all i’ve ever wanted.

I still have my T-shirt with Mary Todd on the front with the line “You’d have to be crazy to live in Springfield.”

Not clueless, very accurate interpretation. Bingo!

that blush one straight up looks like a girdle imo.

I work for the government and even we are allowed to participate in politics as long as we don't do it during office hours or in our capacity as government employees.

Fuck Gerber. They’re allowed to have any personal views they damn well choose, and they were doing the Kickstarter on their own.

I’ve always believed that Trump doesn’t really know what being president entails. He views the presidency as being CEO of the country, and that’s what he wants to be. The problem is that Trump is really, really bad at being a CEO.

At this point the only person who remotely wants the job is Gingrich, and that is going to be hilarious. Welcome to the Six Wives Club. Of course the only dude who’d be his VP is the guy who made his living doing all the political things Trump did, but not as well. For Newt, a fresh coat of Trump Stank is actually…

He also noted, in a calmer tone, that the clip used by the Clinton campaign made him look thin. “The swing,” he added, “actually looked good.”

Are you kidding - who knows what disease that poor mosquito could catch in return.

Here are the potential speakers at the RNC Convention: Bob Knight, Mike Tyson, and Don King.

He angrily lamented his treatment at the hands of Mrs. Clinton’s campaign,