Its sad they could not have a Japanese person run the magazine.

Well this is probably the least shocking headline I've ever read.

a nice older lady with more money than a Republican senate campaign

You are my people.

I am so sorry, that sounds awful. But also this: "After I do that, suddenly I'm not drunk anymore! I feel great! So I drink another 1 or 8 glasses of red wine" is one of the funniest sentences I have ever read.

I speak better French when I'm toasted, as it turns out.

They all look SO DISDAINFUL. I love it!

I set a supervisor's coat on fire and woke up in the bed of one of the dudes from Vampire Weekend (he was on tour and not present).

Let me just say this now: I was only 22. I WAS YOUNG AND FOOLISH.

This surfaced today as well. An Annie Leibovitz photo showcasing some SERIOUS shady side-eye by members of American Ballet Theatre to Amy Adams.

That glare reads, "Bitch, this will haunt you." and I LOVE it.

The Case: I have combined two cases because they are vey similar

The best part of that Angelina Jolie picture is the woman in the background crossing her arms and looking at Amy Pascal like "My girl Angelina is gonna fuck you up HARD, bitch."

I am so fucking jealous!

Humans, by and large, DEFINITELY do not deserve it.

I saw that once. And, as you point out, nobody saw me sobbing openly. There were two baby bunnies. TWO OF THEM. NURSING. RIGHT THERE IN OUR BACKYARD.

That sounds incredible! And I don't know you, but I love you. Because anyone who has this reaction to a baby elephant so close to them is a good person.

I did that when I saw a baby bunny nurse because it was the fucking cutest thing I have ever seen. No one saw me cry so I am still a badass.

I managed to go to South Africa for the first time back in May. There was a park I drove through, and I wound up driving through a herd of elephants. Amazing.

Baby elephants are proof that the universe loves us and wants us to be happy.