This is exactly why if you’re not one to heed warnings you need a 6,000 lbs truck like my LX 470. That extra 2K in weight comes in handy, just not where gas milage is concerned.

But what about her tent?

“. . .that you loved as kids.” Really. Are you people actually old enough to drive?

You’re kidding.

She has a brother almost her age. I’m sure she already knows dicks exist. And stalls, I’m sure you heard of them, they’re mentioned in the article. And btw, there were no other dicks flailing around in that bathroom until the nut job came in.

Oh how I know all about that.

They were best buds for a long time before that though.

I’ve never seen a Frisian colt before. They are too, too adorable.

No effort involved. That’s really what they look like naturally.

This needs more stars.

I just saw the intro to the gun vid, but the vibrator one had me all ready for a good blunderbuss.

I am.

OK, pass me the tissues now please. My mascara is running all down my face.

I’ve been with the same one for 22 years. Can’t seem to shake him.

I’m definitely going to have to get one of these if just for running up and down the stairs of my house.

There is no such thing as too much eighties.

Fuck Walmart

Rubio also stated his reluctance to “become [Trump’s] chief critic

I hear you there.

If it’s not one thing, it’s your mother.