Sure, sure it was an accident.

It’s 70 right now in Western Mass. It’s even warmer here then down in NYC. Need more sun though. Too cloudy to work on my tan.

But you don’t live in Howard Beach, former ground central for “Family” members, so there’s a big difference. When in Rome, as they say.

This is not MY reality and I refuse to accept it. Nothing, not even Chinese delivery, can top Minature Ponies Living In Your Yard. Nothing!

I’m really pissed off about the ageism. 20-30 years old only. I mean WTF. Us olds can put it out there just as well if not better than youngin’s.

My son kept asking it some stupid question over and over. I finally made him stop when Siri said “Aranxa, you’re pathetic.” Fuck you Siri.

All completely true, except you left out the part about how Scalia would have voted against the exemption exception and denied women access to birth control coverage anyway.

The female-only train cars will be available close to where the attacks took place,

So once again, women are being singled out and made to change their innocuous behavior, in innocuous public spheres, to accommodate the lack of self control or self awareness of men. Lovely.

By the way Hillary, how can I ever get un-greyed on Jez? What do I need to do? I was un-greyed on Millihelen, and just about all the blogs that got axed on the night of Bloody Tuesday. Gizmodo, Io9, Adequate Man, Truck Yeah, and Alpha Foxtrot, and a few others, never cut me even during the mutilated kitty horrers that…

I worked as a model in the late ‘70s/early ‘80s. I was too short to even think of being Janice level, but Gloria Vanderbilt’s new designer jeans with the swan on my ass paid for my 7 Sister’s college and part of my law school tuition. Native New Yorker I knew Gia Carangi, Carol Alt (daughter of my mom’s friend) and…

It was him or Ghandi.

My diet consists mainly of Polar seltzer and vodka. Why have I not seen this before? Oh, it’s probably that virgin thing isn’t it?

I don’t believe everything you read on the internet.

Oui, oui!

So he’s still available?

If it’s not 19th century money it’s new money. Trump is new money.

Came here to say that.

Liquor and lots of daytime cold/allergy pills can work miracles.

After spending numerous summers with a bunch of grade school boys at the Six Flags water park I’ve got those obstacles nailed.