I’m having a hard time believing any of this, and I’m stoned so I should.

Fingers crossed.

Since you have to be dead first to get your face on money I have no problem with this.

Did some astrologer tell you that?

Not because he wouldn’t want to, but someone in this shitshow has to be the one to show some class.

I don’t think I will.

Barbara Stanwyck, always awesome, but pre-code, fucking awesome! From Night Nurse, 1931, best delivery of any line ever at 3:29 in, and it’s only two words!

Named my son Nicholas Charles (for real). Oow, I love me some William Powell.

That top photo -

He’s four. Four year olds can forget about even the worst things. Unless their parents keep reminding them their whole lives. Parental guilt trips are some powerful shit.

Can one still get quaaludes anywhere? Asking for a friend.

It’s “a” horrific, because the “h” is pronounced, and therefore treated as a consonant. If it were silent it would be “an”, as in “an honor”, and treated as a vowel.

That’s a pretty tall tale.

That was really good. Hill needs some smack downs like that these days.

So many people say that everyday though.

Definitly needs some pink to mauve tinged lining though. The green lining brings thoughts of needing antibiotics to mind.

Dying and being put out of his unending misery would be the best thing that ever happened to that poor animal.

This.