Almost.

Trump. Because none of the Repubs will work with him. Neither will the Dems, Justice Dept, or SCOTUS, et alia. He’ll make Obama look like he pushed through legislation and policy left, right and center as chief, cook and bottle washer, compared to what Trump would be able to accomplish.

Nope, nope, nope.

And liquor.

Watch your mouth!

The Cape however, has the most marvelous beaches from Chatam to P-town.

a co-sponsor of the bill, said New Hampshire could lose tourism dollars if women are wandering public places with their breasts uncovered.

That’s what alcohol is for. This whole thing was very short-sighted.

You are so right, it is so wrong. I can’t even believe I proposed to him via email today, being Sadie Hawkins Day and all, http://pictorial.jezebel.com/when-single-la…. Well at least he remembered the Thin Mints my mother requires so she can’t keep telling me why I’m fat.

$2 grand is about how much my no-carb diet boyfriend spent on cookies when I sent him to the supermarket for tuna fish today. And he didn't even get me any Samoas. Jerk.

Fuck them. Just fuck them.

Groan.

They are to keep cars with different bumper heights from running into your body work

It really does look like some Kanye shit.

I tried Mark Shrayber’s method for getting married, http://itheedread.jezebel.com/im-getting-mar…, all year and it didn’t work, so I’m going to fully utilize Sadie Hawkins Day to straight out pop the question. And probably straight out get rejected (but I planned ahead for this and bought myself some good liquor just…

John Oliver, marry me!!!

Thanks for posting the video. Now I’m crying all over the place.

How about a mimosa? It’s a little early in the day for red wine.

That was awesome.