I was thinking she was chewing her gum like a horse, but to say it would have sounded so worn and unoriginal. Maybe a long faced cow with cud.

It's a safe bet to blame everything on Kris.

My thought exactly.

Any more parental guidance from her mother and I can't begin to imagine how fucked up she'd be.

As long as he's just doing it because he lacks imagination and isn't just a cheap fucking bastard.

You do realize that you accuse Marchman of the exact opposite thing that he said.

All the owls by me do is eat the heads and necks off my pet chickens. Not so cute.

Owl get you, my pretty. And your little dog too!

Who thought it was a great idea to post this article right under

I do have black hair. I was too drunk to remember much else. But I'm getting the train at Penn Station to see my BF this weekend too, so maybe I'll find fame someday after all.

She's 85 and her cat is 19. The move will kill them both.

It's the New Yorkers who are being removed.

I can make my own free porn. I can't make my own Netflix.

I thought that might of been me, until you got to Mostly because he was being super sweet to her. My BF would have just wanted to lose his shit laughing.

I can leave my house without getting laid, but I can't leave it without make-up so it wasn't a hard choice for me.

Where do I get these!!!!!!!

I don't care if it's plated in 24k gold and signed by Coco herself in blood. It's still a fucking fanny pack, which were and always will be, a blight on wo/mankind.

I just hope Mary and Thomas die and Anna doesn't hang.

She did look like shit as a blonde.

I'd be too if I were her.