He probably thought Expendables didn't sound fun.

Did you ever see the (90s?) animated film rendition?

I'd watch it.

I don't understand why I keep hearing about it these last few days.

That was over the Internet - so if anything it was an anti-social experience.

I feel so old now.

How else would you feel safe from these mysterious creatures without guns?

My test would have helped your self esteem by convincing you of your magical powers though.

I'll give it a shot one of these days.

If you really want to test this theory… demand more nudity.

Is it really under used though?

Flat circles have been proven to actually not be perfectly flat.

I originally read that as 'boning'

Agreed, that's why I haven't bothered to watch season 2 yet.

I was thinking the same thing.

Seriously, who watches those?

We're talking about a nation that seems to think slathering french fries in gravy is healthy.

I'm still confused about the "handsome head of state' part?

Boo!

Exactly, if Obama had been willing to stand up to One Direction the Trump administration never would have happened.