I should say the AV club isn't exactly morally ambiguous.

As a committed opponent of robosexuality….

Remember, electro-syphilis, the noisy killer!

I seem to recall this as well, it was part of an effort to fight all the troll accounts who rendered some popular shows' forums unreadable (Well that and the injokes) but most of the forums were golden.

I agree, this new system is ugly and gross.

Weird that guys don't like pets.

I agree, it a perfectly enjoyable little film. But the concept promptly hit diminishing returns.

Stop desecrating our holy flag!

…but some are more equal than others.

I'm confused by that, you're saying that girls like pets (or guys with pets) but guys don't care about pets?

Well when you say it that way….

She already snagged her ugly millionaire.

Which one?

I'm not alive, but I'm not dead.

No not really.

I kind of got the impression she was angling for another $500 bucks.

You could go to jail!

That actually sounds like me.

Three women kept hope alive in that show!

You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn't stop to think if you could.