What a crock. That last picture looks nothing like Louisiana.

Thank you, you perfectly nailed everything that irritates me about this film. Plus the fact that Emma Stone still makes movies with Woody Allen and is totes fine playing Asian characters and is so forcefully presented as CHARMING in every outing. And Ryan Gosling is...ok? Not my speed? And I still don’t understand why…

No. It just means those are the projections based on past teams down x games and past candidates down x points in the polls. Usually the team down 3-1 doesn’t come back. Just because it happened doesn’t mean that people should start expecting it to happen.

Funny thing: The white I’m going to be using actually has gold, green, and purple microshimmer when you look closely! But it looks white under regular lighting, which echoes a couple of the suits Hillary has worn on key occasions this election, which is important to me right now.

Witches are the best. We need more witches in government!

I don’t know. And I’m sure she doesn’t either. Those are the perks of power - having someone on staff who has to deal with Comcast or whatever.

She really is above the law if she can successfully stream the World Series without entering cable subscription details in the app. :(

this is the second World Series that Cleveland has lost in Game 7 in extra innings. I’m starting a ‘curse of the offensive mascot’ meme. I do enjoy the look of Joy on Clinton’s face.

Listen, I’m going to take this as a sign that a long-cursed entity can defeat a racist mascot — and that it can happen twice in one week. Go Hubbies!

What galls me is that the Dixie Chicks were burned at the stake for saying that they are ashamed that GWB is from Texas, but Ted Nugent and others are calling for Obama and Hillary to be literally killed and that’s totally fine with the Dixie Chicks haters.

I’ll never forget watching the Dixie Chicks burned at the stake in 2003, in the lead-up to the Iraq War. They were one of my favorite country groups– I loved their vision of American freedom. It was horrible seeing all that creativity trampled under the boot of jingoism.

and i would be one of those people, it seems! editing.

“An admirable task, but one that will probably exhaust her sooner rather than later.”

“Strident” has strongly negative connotations and is routinely used as dog-whistle sexism in the same way “shrill” is. Maybe not the best word to use in this context.

Nivea lip balm is awesome, as is Vaseline Lip Therapy Rosy Lips.

On a whim I tried the lanolin nipple cream on my lips after not needing it for nursing anymore. I’ve heard it really irritates some people but let me tell you it changed my winter life. My lips used to crack and bleed and sting all winter. Now I religiously put a pretty thick layer on before bed in the winter and…

As am I, but you know what, killer whales are fierce and pretty incredible. I’ll take it.

LINDSAY LOHAN’S ACCENT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH TURKEY.

This is actually a really good idea. I’ve thought about just eloping anyway b/c weddings are so expensive and I’d rather have an awesome honeymoon and be a step closer to buying a house. I’ve always thought that we can always have a big vow renewal after finishes his med school stuff and we’ve saved a bit more.