You’d think it would be the opposite since personally I think strapless looks better on the small chested. Either way, I’m glad the trend is dying since it’s only flattering on about 5% of women, and it’s mostly just done by fashion houses because strapless involves less work and less tailoring than making dresses…

I really dig the “head wrapped in a plastic bag” look in the first photo. I think it speaks to the suffocating nature of both the bridal industrial complex and the institution of marriage.

Exactly. And that means it just. does. not stop. Not after school. Not during summer vacation. The humiliating conversations about you continue online.

I think it’s 2 and 3. It’s like crime, specifically kidnapping. Child abductions have been going down for years and there are a million things as a parent you should worry about more. But because we hear so much more about the few cases that do happen, you get paranoia.

Why is the logo right over top of the bird? The whole design makes no sense. Aside from that, I’m hoping it’ll still piss off the wing nuts because apparently anything short of baby Jesus in a manger is clearly anti-Xmas.

A surgical mask won’t keep you from breathing in germs, you can still catch them in the mucous membranes of your eyes. Also, the germs can get in around the mask, since it isn’t airtight on your face. A surgical mask will help keep you from spreading germs if you are sick, which is why some hospitals query you about…

The alleged actual holiday cups for those who don’t want to click.

Oh man I don’t blame them for trying to make something neutral and non-offensive as possible. Their social media manager(s) are probably still trembling from last year. “Let’s just take it nice and easy this year, folks. I don’t want to find someone (George- I’m looking at you) crying in the bathroom again. (GEORGE)”

Holy fuck. I don’t care how quietly, covertly, or cutely you blow your nose - excuse yourself from the goddamned table for that shit. Ugh!

spitting is never necessary

Nyquil

Tomato soup with a side of grilled cheese sandwich

Outside of Chicken Noodle, what is the best soup to get one through the sickness times?

I know what to tell those people: you are garbage humans. Join the rest of us in the 21st century.

I appreciate the fact that she’s not one of those “you don’t know love until you have a child” type of parent.

Oh, so *now* a woman’s choice is supposed to be valid?

If you don’t want your things to be stolen and vandalized, don’t own any things.

So the guy perpetrates the violence and then blames the woman for not preventing it? (Checks all of human history.) YUP! CHECKS OUT!

She didn’t ask for the questions. Some idiot trying to “help” sent them to her. Hillary can’t win because of all the idiots trying to freaking help her. . From IT guys that don’t know policy on freaking email servers to Brazile and freaking Wiener & his wiener.

Clinton: