Can’t believe I’m saying this, but good move by the Browns to put themselves in a position to draft 3 quarterbacks in the next 2 years

There’s always something fishy going on when women are on their cycle.

“Unclear if that total included this girl, who has an awful lot of blood on her hand.”

a sex nap

Benicio Del Toro always looks like he just woke up from a nap

I bet you a dollar it’s not bulletproof.

“Johnson dominates bird? Yawn”

RG3 will have a great run in Cleveland. Too bad they’ll be down 30 to Pittsburgh when it happens.

“Sir, we signed a mobile QB from a Texas based school who won the Heisman.”

“We’re sending you to the Giants.”

Wait, so you are saying when a career field has an influx of qualified labor, the wages drop collectively? No shit, that is how things work when the more labor is introduced into a system.

So I can assume Ted Cruz made it back home to Texas then?

GODDAMN THAT’S FOUR IF YOU COUNT KYLE SINGLER’S CAREER

If you want him to be stopped and thrown against a wall why don’t you just get him to drive a nice car through a wealthy neighborhood?

Not necessarily. Plus, they do different jobs right there in your response. Hiring and training FAs is a very specific skill set. However, the title reads “I am an FA” - she is not. This is an HR function, not a finance function.

But . . . she’s not an FA. She works on the team that hires FAs. Those are 2 different jobs.

Rousey went on to say that she wants her next fight to be a rematch with Holm.

The original and superior Aunt Viv left such an indelible imprint on my young consciousness. The episode where she teaches black history and chides Will for only knowing the slogans was fucking monumental to me. As a young middle class white kid, seeing a strong, intelligent, articulate, and socially conscious black…

I wish I could see his reaction when he gets on Twitter and sees that #KanyeAnalPlaylist has been trending for at least a day now.