Equipment Manager: You want me to cut your jersey so you can breathe a little better in there?

They really should be praised for the attention to detail they put into their River Monster mascot.

“Wait, you can be praised for this?” - Eddie Lacy

Caitlyn jenner is a rich white republican who got away with murder, how is mocking her not punching up. Hell by your logic Jon Stewart punched down his entire career because he made more and influenced more people in one year on tv than the politicans he mocked did in a lifetime

whoa, how about a ‘NSFW’ before you go putting up pictures of chicks’ faces and ankles?

Hollowed out. Filled with candy. 3 swings each.

I would like, halfway through the viewing, to be hauled up out of my coffin on wires and made to fly around the room like a menacing puppet whilst Mussorgsky’s Night on Bald Mountain plays. I don’t really care what happens after that. Like, just put me in the trash or something.

“What the hell is this shit!?”

I vote my ultimate girl crush

This week’s entries were so happy and heartwarming that from now on when there are depressing Kinja articles instead of posting kitten .gifs I will now post a link to this page.

There’s another factor related to that—a lot of players have complained that the crackdown on high tackling (because brain trauma is bad PR) have led to more knee and ankle injuries. I don’t know if that’s true or not, but a torn ACL is more noticeable and keeps a player out longer than a concussion does.

(You’re missing an important variable: the NFL has significantly cracked down on how tackles are made, as well as late hits that are more dangerous because they’re unexpected, over the last decade plus.

Yeah, it’s shocking that an old guy writing over 50 years ago would not get how this stuff works. Totally weird and shocking. Why didn’t he have the enlightened attitudes of people living decades after his death? I guess it’s a mystery we’ll never solve.

real conversation i’ve had with a tinder date

I love how it would have been perfectly acceptable to serve a couple 14 margaritas and watch them drive off if they had left a fat tip, but somehow it was being cheap that made them unfit to drive?

Wait, we’re applauding the guy who apparently overserved a couple and then called the cops on them because he didn’t like the tip?