Dude go screw, anyone working at a restaurant like that is TIP Certified, knows the laws and ramifications of overserving customers, and now apparently found it satisfying to fuck up these people’s lives over a $4 tip when the server is absolutely responsible for how much they ended up having to drink. This is also in…

Serious question, should I bet outraged when Dave Chappelle puts on White Face for his sketches?

Dude... I’m a bartender. Was a waiter the past 8 years. This is still a dumb reaction to one customer.

“Let me educate you about wine,” he said.....

I betcha Burneko is an avid Apple-product owner.

Dude go screw. The One is amazing. The Livestream feature to my laptop is doing wonders for how my gf and I enjoy media together, the games are as cross-platformed as ever, and I just really don’t care about the difference in graphics between PS4 and the One. My friend has his Kinect synced up to his TV and they’ve…

One of my co-workers (a dainty and slightly “fancy” girl, to boot) once ate half an order of french fries with chocolate fudge sauce (like, for sundaes) on a semi-serious dare

I actually LOVE honey in my coffee, for the same reason people put honey in their tea as opposed to sugar. It still gives it sweetness, just a different kind of sweetness.

These submissions don’t seem right... Did you omit all the stories related to times people ate “food” from McDonalds?

*rubs hands*

As unreligious as I am, I was taught by a relatively rational priest that Jesus does not care how you go to church to worship god as long as you made it...

Good? I mean, I don’t have a PhD, but I feel like an absolute statement of “two hours or less always” seems like a pedestrian analysis of children’s well-being as it pertains to “screen time”.

Well written, with just one point of emphasis to add (which you did, but not to the specificity in which I would’ve done myself). One of the most important things to multitasking is being able to make a Flow Chart.

Girlfriend and I are expecting to get married in the next couple years (yes we’ve talked about it, I just haven’t proposed yet). And both of our stance on it is sort of:

My mistake, you didn’t miss the context. You missed the hyperbole.

Clearly you missed all of the context of what I was saying in regards to how the article framed the need for this to happen more.

Honestly, making a woman cum during foreplay is one of the best things you can do for yourself. Works in a few ways:

Can we just, enough with the outrage? Good lord. For something that seems innocuous as supply and demand this is such an overblown issue. You realize that this is a company. With costs. Right? As if they just *snap fingers* and create whatever costume you want at a mass produced level.

Question on Roth Taxability. It’s true that you put your contributions post-tax and allow them to grow, but when it comes retirement age and you want to withdraw money from that account are your capital gains taxed?

So.. Tough to forumlate a thought on ties... Because ties are accent pieces. You don’t coordinate an outfit around what tie you feel like wearing. You make an outfit, and then pick a badass tie that goes well with it.