I feel like the Josh Gordon suspensions should be mentioned somewhere in here as well....

And holy balls if they make the playoffs again, there won’t be a place on earth to escape.

You forgot to show the fucking FANTASTIC pictures of what he does in his spare time with his kids. He’s got two beautiful kids that he and Giselle fucking love playing with. It’s picture perfect.

You can’t trot out Gary fucking Kubiak and tell people it’s an improvement. Fox’s career record was 118–89 when he got shitcanned. Kubiak’s? 61–64. This is a scandal.

HOW IS NOBODY FREAKING OUT ABOUT THE RETURN OF HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED?!

Agreed with the majority of the commenters regarding the white space. The side bar at my work monitor takes up 1/3rd of the width, just entirely too much for nothing.

Oh look, Jez proving the commenter from the Korean Maxim Article correct.

The Pinkham’s Law comments are going to be especially entertaining today, given that they’ll all have their chance to be a judge and be outraged at how the punishment didn’t fit the crime for whatever customer scenario they think up.

Will Smith is supremely talented, but he’s one of those actors that gets far into his own roles. I appreciate the fact that he smashed his head repeatedly to give himself CTE, but the ramifications of it just aren’t worth the role: Scientology, Jaden Smith, psychosis. Just not worth giving yourself brain damage.

Tell him start bringing around bags of Cheerios for you like you’re 5 years old again. Problem solved.

Every time we have a gun incident we should be posting Jim Jefferies anti-gun standup. It’s spot on and he logically breaks down every gun-nut rebuttal.

omg please yes.

C’mon Deadspin this is a nonstory. Everyone knows that playing for the Dolphins is depressing.

Read this book a couple of months ago, I think the single most important thing to take away from this all is:

Perfectly timed article. I had been giving Peter Lynch’s books a read recently, and it totally changed my perspective on how market downturns like this are important times to hold or important times to invest.

It’s definitely not a phrase. The phrase is that she looks like she sucked on a lemon (aka, her lips are puckered like she tasted something sour).

Because coaches are always convinced their system is better than the one the Quarterback had been in. You really expect the coaching staff and roster of the Cleveland Browns or Arizona Cardinals to be truly great gauges for how good Hoyer can be?

No but SURELY you can advertise what kind of stories you want. In the first or last paragraph just say, “I’m interested in hearing any Darden stories people have”. Thousands and thousands of people read BCO, surely those readers will see that and email you their stories.

HIS LAST NAME IS FOGLE?!

I’m surprised there’s not one mention of Fred Jackson anywhere here. That dude is still there, alive and kickin