WHY.

HEY PINKHAM’S LAW! SUCCESS!

To be fair, the Milkshake machine SHOULD have been ready by the time the store opens, but that’s not at all a reason for the woman to act that way. It’s a fucking milkshake. Must’ve been a terrible terrible period that morning.

omg that’s amazing

people just get hangry I guess.

Starbucks dude sounds like a former employee. Those kinds of loopholes in the pricing of the item, the exactness of how he likes his drink, and the overall “app malfunction” sound like someone who had inside takes at how Starbucks operates, probably got fired, but still loves the product.

This team sucks so bad the article has been up 6 minutes and I’m the first comment.

EDIT: Screw the title.

Fuck me.... what have I done?....

That’s actually pretty cool.

My definition of a sandwich simply has to do with the orientation of the bread. There must be two pieces of bread, and they must be parallel to each other, bookend-ing food inside them. Nothing else matters. Anything inside of those two pieces of parallel bread is a sandwich.

Does ANYBODY here like Leo’s beard? mother of god I can’t stand it. Every time I see him it just reminds me of Shia Leboeuf for some reason. It’s just scraggly and unkempt and seems to be a product of an oncoming meltdown ala- The Aviator style.

Never touch a female with whom you have a less than intimate acquaintance in any way differently than you would touch another male.

At first I thought that I was just getting kinda old by not using all these new fangled apps, but the truth is: I don’t need them

I actually got into the habit, even as an adult, to taking shots (not fancy shots) in most social occasions. If people ask, I actually have a fairly decent response that gets some approving nods for creativity:

Oh god I hate the new-style of GUI emphasis that every system seems to be implementing. I miss the simple text, point, click.

Mother of God how are there no .gifs anywhere in the comments of the Madonna/Drake Kiss?

King? King? I’m sorry—when did the reigning ruler of Bel Air die and why did no one tell me?

Ugh the hands behind the head... I honestly hate this form of situp/crunch. Novices, or even just people generally exhausted during their workout, can easily grapple onto their neck and pull their head up which leads to the dangerous arch in the back that makes these so damaging/ineffective.

are the soups good, are the cookies good, etc