My Dad is super organized using the small plastic ties to keep his cables separated, and this article’s suggestion seems exactly like the kind of thing he’d tell me to do for my own cords. And because I’m a cool gen-x tech person, I’d merely shrug him off and think to myself “He’s just old, and can’t simply follow the…

Simple. As someone once eloquently put it:

No.

I remember this same issue being raised a while ago on Sesame Street. Didn’t they change Cookie Monster to like.... Broccoli Monster? Or something like that? I recall parents were outrages that this person was running around inhaling cookies (Family Guy was spot on with this lol), and that kids were emulating it.

“Does swiss cheese have holes in it? I’m pretty sure I like swiss, but I don’t like the holey-kind of cheese.”

They’re really cute assholes, and sometimes they’re awesome assholes, but they’re still assholes. There’s a reason we assign them mandatory bedtimes and don’t let them vote (insert your own 2016 Republican primary voter joke here).

I hate myself for asking... Can someone explain this? It has too many +1s to remain over my head lol

IM ANGRY! THIS OFFENDS ME! BLAH BLAH BLAH! LET ME GO TALK ABOUT IT

You’re a dick.

Myth: High returns are always good

This is all kind of overkill. All you really need for good vacation photos is the right Instagram filter.

*raises hand* Random Guy here.

FUCK! The Gay it’s just so strong! I can... I can feel it taking over me... So contagious..... I feel.... I... feel.....

I wish that I was drinking something so I could have spit it out when I laughed after reading that second bullet.

hooray for true love? ................ *looks for silver lining*

I’m going to a wedding on July 4th with the girlfriend. Gimme 2 weeks and I’ll come back with a wicked story for you all. I don’t know how. I don’t know what. I feel like it’s my obligation given a handful of replies so far.

Wedding hookups? Or Comicon hookups? This dude is definitely cosplaying Jon Snow.

Bad article and you should feel bad

Hahah no I know that, I’m laughing at a corporate chain advertising “lunch all day” but closing the kitchen at 5. That’s a pretty darn uncommon thing in more metro and city areas.

I’ve been fortunate enough to have UrbanDictionary fix the definition for me :P