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Fun Dairy Queen story (no angry cusomters, sorry).

Can someone explain the one about car wax to me?

My ultimate fan theory:

Jon becomes reborn to Azor Ahai. As he continues his rampage north against the White Walkers, Danaerys finally amasses her army, flies her Dragons over, and Danaerys and Jon align to fight off the White Walkers (with the Dragons messing stuff up.)

Hahaha nothing special here, but the car in the top image reminds me of a sex story in my first car, a 1988 Volkswagen Golf (I owned it in 2010). I remember one of the first times I’d done the dirty in the backseat, we had been going at each other in the backseat something awful, car-shaking exactly like the .gif, and…

Got a bunch of stars for this story on an unrelated Kitchenette blog. Worth reposting:

Isn’t #3 technically already included in #5?

Specifically, Flip Flops, not sandals (things that have straps that keep the sole attached to your foot). The general idea is that with Flip Flops since your foot isn’t secure, and there’s a “loose appendage” (the part of the flip that flops when you walk) it can get stuck on a pedal or if it slides off a bit it…

I think context of the stories trumps everything. From what I can tell, this is a Classic Lit class you’re referencing a handful of the times, and like every document from a time past, there’s context to it to define how and why the scene is what it is.

There’s no doubt that some of those images, feelings, stories, etc…

1. Tom Hanks wasn’t in Mrs. Doubtfire, so I don’t know how she was his wife.
2. She was the mother of young children and teenagers in Mrs Doubtfire. She was also the mother of a young child and a teenager in Forrest Gump (and they appropriately aged her as Gump got older).

I think your point is lost on the fact that you…

You know when you’re a little boy, and you’re starting to feel... things..?.. for the first time about arousal and what makes you feel funny? Yeah. I remember Miss Piggy being one of the first to have that effect on me.

All the Starks who have their wolf counterpart*

To me, all the warging so far seems to be directly related to having their Direwolf still.

Clearly you’re not understanding the subtle nuance of the prison rape joke.

Transgender woman getting raped in jail = Not funny. Equivalent of a woman getting raped. Never okay.

Men getting raped by other men in jail = Still funny.

This narrative fits into the view that I’ve constantly been pounding on the table. The issue of “race” relations within the U.S. is incorrectly labeled. It is a wealth issue. A class issue. And what I’m about to say is generalizing for the sake of argument. Naturally this isn’t occurring in 100% of instances. Nor is…

Free market. Deal with it.

You think....... you think people give their Mom’s DVDs?

I believe the Jelly School has some openings if you’d like

The biggest load of crap about this IMO is the actions of the Colts. If they felt the balls were deflated in Week 11, they obviously did not respect the integrity of the game. Only when it was a Superbowl appearance on the line, and the Colts had a vested interest in winning the game, did they actually give a shit…

“never won a legitimate game”.

Tell that to the Seattle Seahawks who absolutely 100% lost to Tom Brady, who dropped the most passing yards ever on the Legion of Boom, the same Legion of Boom that decimated Peyton a year earlier, in a game where the balls were 100% legitimate.

Fuck the comments. And this article.