Poor doomed Elsie.

Maybe my favorite part of the control center is that they have a Rapture-esque basement, it makes physical the sense that everyone in the park is constrained by invisible walls. It certainly looks like Ford is masterminding the things going wrong in the park in a bid to threaten/fight the agenda of the board of…

Huh, I guess Negan is operating under Westworld rules. It's okay, everybody! They'll just reset for the same scene tomorrow.

Those chilling clean suit drawings are a great horror story in their own right- the key is the pedestrian element to their explanation.

When I was a kid squirrels used to eat our jack-o'-lanterns. And them one year my dad sat in the bushes with a BB gun, and he waiting for the squirrels to come.
Oh. Uh.
Eh- Well it wasn't BBs that got em. He also poisoned the pumpkins. That was… uh… not my favorite Halloween.

No offence, but I sleep with this.
I bet you do.

The worst thing that I have heard about him is still that he is an undecided voter

Everyone like U-turns?!
I'm… learning to appreciate them.

"And I can't f*cking wait to meet that guy."

This is the same logic Fox News uses to designate the vast majority of its program as 'non-news commentary' that 'nobody could possibly mistake for news.' No one involved here is 'just a little' pregnant. Eventually ironic racism and ironic sexism just becomes racism and sexism.

The 'losing their powers' subplot is dumb and seems like it will actively inhibit any kind of interesting escalation of supernatural forces if the series survives the season, but otherwise there's some interesting potential out of the new cast. Do you think they'd cast God? That'd be cool. The 'Monty Python God' bit…

Welcome to Westworld! Where nothing can possibli go wrong. Possibly go wrong. Heh. That's the first thing that's… ever gone wrong.

UNACCEPTABLE

Oh good, you heard that.

Yeah, I didn't care for the first six either.

This was fun! And dumb. Gloriously dumb. Tom Ellis is perfect and I just love spending time with his smarm. Reviewing this is kind of a waste of La Fergs talents, but I'm just happy every time there's TV Club coverage at all anymore.

Secret Onion friends?! Please be Lovecraftian horrors, please be Lovecraftian horrors, please be Lovecraftian horrors- A… sort of… Over the Garden Wall/Little Rascals motif? Close enough!

I thought girls volleyball involved magic cards now?

I found a corner.
Oh! Oh.

Is is weird that it knows our names?