Did he end up buying a watch from them?

His jizz is worth more than all the others jizzes in the world.

I want nothing more than for it to be acceptable to listen to some Dave and bust out those pants again. Also can we agree to bring Sinbad back, that guy is the best.

Umbrellas should be outlawed by society, they're nothing more than eye gouging death traps waiting to happen. You should own a proper rain coat. If however you get stuck in the rain unprepared, buy a $5 umbrella from a street vendor and give it to someone on the street when you reach your destination.

Umbrellas should be outlawed by society, they're nothing more than eye gouging death traps waiting to happen. You…

Tldr

Oldest living person?

Katy was hilarious

Maybe there's some merit to raising your kids as scientologists...this ain't half bad.

ambien?

Dontrelle Willis

Breaking news anderson pooper aka wheelbok was just detained for questioning after what he claims was an accidental shooting which resulted in the death of his girlfriend. Story is developing...

why is bron so obsessed with directions? "Taking my talents to south beach" "NE Ohio" this and "NE Ohio" that. In four years when he goes to golden state he's going to announce via google glass (which will have taken over by then) that he's taking his talents to the Pacific Northwest.

they effigied him in ohio. Even in northeast ohio

I saw this guy at a bar in LA and he threw a hissy fit when some guy challenged him to a burger competition...a seemingly innocuous request to a guy famous for competitive eating. Richman basically said listen asshole I don't do that glutton shit anymore and threw a few expletives to the guy for added measure. He…

FLOP!

Capt. Waits said last year they named Officer Bermudez Officer of the Year, now he's under investigation for misconduct.

i got to 1:41