I really appreciate all of his striped outfits. Babies look cuter in stripes, it's just a fact of nature.

I think what is so lovely about this video (besides the obvious), is how much JOY these parents seem to take in their child. I am probably going to to remain child free, but this was maybe the first video I've ever watched, ever, that makes me think having a kid wouldn't be a horrible, horrible thing.

This is a nice Exhibit A for the ugly baby article. We get to witness the transformation from ugly newborn to adorable child.

I don't like how this video is playing with my emotions. Every time that baby smiles I'm like, "Hey I guess one of those wouldn't be so bad." Then every five seconds later its crying and I'm like, "Ughh do not want." Its a goddamn roller coaster.

This man can do no wrong in my book. I didn't buy the Blurred Lines controversy. I love his voice and his blue blue eyes. I could listen to him sing a Charmin commercial and my panties would be on his face before he got to the hook.

Back in my babysitting years I worked a couple years with a family who had the most stunningly beautiful toddler I had every seen. She was an America Girl doll brought to life down to the thick long hair and porcelain skin. I was in for a shock with baby girl #2 joined the family...seriously this infant looked like…

Naw, man. Believe me. You'll know when you've seen an ugly baby. They're out there.

Your Baby Reaction Shots:

LIES! YOU HAVE SEEEEEEEEEN MY BABY! HE IS AMAZING.

Question: If there is such a thing now as "ambitious sluts", wouldn't that mean that there are lazy, can't-be-bothered, "whatever sluts"? Because I think I might be one. And I'm a guy. Please help.

Well firstly, we don't actually know the details of the joke. We're speculating. And considering that she was invited, they're obviously friends. I think it's a little premature to say that the joke sucks because she's a self hating black woman. I mean, really?

I hope that Jimmy Kimmel has some sort of pearl-clutching older aunt who was SHOCKED that someone would prank a wedding... and then was truly overcome by vapors when the prankster changed into a RED dress. The hussy! (Somehow I think Jimmy Kimmel's family is too cool for that, but I can hope.)

If she "replaced" the bride walking down the aisle, the bride was almost certainly in on it.

If you're marrying Jimmy Kimmel, you sort of have to expect these kinds of things, I would think. I'm sure the bride is the type who could roll with it, and if she's not... well...

Oh thank god, I'm not the only one who uses an umbrella when it's sunny out and I'm too lazy to put on sunscreen.

If the new wife set this up, she & Jimmy are officially perfect for each other.

This is just another reminder that people in Europe aren't more progressive than Americans. I always laugh when someone from Europe laughs at how Americans are so "backwards" when it comes to race relations. Yeah ok.

Okay, I guess I am the only person unsurprised that a bunch of celebrities and people-that-work-for-celebrities didn't know what Take Back the Night was.... mostly because I'm pretty certain most normals don't even know what it is unless their college did it. And even then, they'd have to be paying attention. But I…

I asked a good few people had they heard of the Take Back the Night campaign and some of them didn't. Don't think we should snark on Timberlake too much, seems like an honest mistake. At least he knows now.