What exactly is your problem? You do know these phones explode right? They will explode or either burst into flames. There’s no social injustice here, the phones are dangerous and need to be banned. What’s wrong with you?..

Wait, you mean ice cream bars weren’t already a hangover cure?

There’s a fix you can use in a fictional universe though: make up your own fictional country. They worked around it for Age of Ultron by having Sokovia, why not create some fictional enclave nation and cast someone who could be a native to the region without making them white or a stereotype in regards to dialogue.…

Sad day for me and all my Bernie-loving friends, but I’ll dutifully show up in November and vote D. First female president isn’t as special to me as electing a real leftist - and Jew to boot! - but it’ll do. Go kick some Republican ass, Hillary.

Bernie Bros across the land are leaving the room to get some clean underwear after they spontaneously jizzed themselves over this news. this very infinitesimally small blip in a large pile of delegates he’ll need to win.