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You could have left out any references to Pinellas County and people would still know this happened in Pinellas County.

Why people like you feel the need to mock us, the proud McVagina clan, I will never know. I can only assume you find our name "inappropriate" because of jealousy at our fame and exploits.

This spoof was so hilarious. I've never even listened to Serial, but I'm familiar with Koenig and This American Life so it totally worked. I loved Che's Weekend Update joke even better though, probably because as much as I find the sentiment of it funny, the only person I've discussed the content of the show with is

I walked in on my boyfriend of 4 years having sex with another girl last night.

I dunno. Natalie Portman is pretty damn talented. Those movies were so poorly written, I can't even imagine how she got through it with a straight face. Even great actors can't always save bad writing. 'Hold me like you did by the lake on naboo"??? URGH.

Yeah, I'm always very careful about marriage/baby questions, especially if I don't know much about the person I'm talking to, so I was flabbergasted. He apologized the next night, but it was one of those "damage is done" kind of situations.

Oh, good grief. She means she loves and nurtures her dog (among others). Dont be so self righteous.

To whom? The dogs? IDGAF about mommyism and no baby's first steps/self-feeding/kindergarten play group don't make the person who gestated it for nine months royalty, or Nobel Prize winners. If only people took their responsibilities to animals seriously, things would be a lot less messed up.

Seriously, is this the fucking plot to a sex comedy, or a military vessel? I hope they throw them out on their asses. Set the precedent, clearly and early.

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I insist we see more of One-Dimensional Female Character, though I suppose we may have seen all of her dimensions... I enjoyed this entire episode. It was very pleasant. And that was the best use of Zamata so far. She's otherwise only been Rihanna/Michelle Obama or random stock background characters. Ooh, and the

Cute! We'll see how he turns out, but hopefully he got more of his mother's looks.

I have a job interview on Wednesday and I'm super anxious about it. Less so about the interview itself, but about the fact that I've been unemployed for months and this is the fourth interview I'm going on (the first two resulted in...no-one being hired for various weird reasons, the third I haven't heard back about)

I bet you, given that they were British asshole boys, they called each other "cunts."

Wake me when Remus and Sirius hook up.

The owners are as cute as the dog. That's a serious accomplishment!

He still beat the shit out of him and is still only doing this for profit and not because he feels legit remorse. He is clearly racist. I'm a Bostonian who ain't white, I say fuck that dude.

I worked as an assistant manager of a well known retail chain in Manhattan a few years ago (probably 10 now) and I was the only Caucasian manager. A few weeks into the job the district manager (a middle aged white lady) came in and fired the entire staff except for myself and a few sales associates. She made some

25 years ago, I was standing on the Bart platform in the east bay. Daily there was a very well dressed woman standing in a position to enter the front car of the train. One morning when we were the only two people standing on the platform, she ripped one that you could hear for miles. Neither she nor I acknowledged

Seems like a nice gesture when you're taking a picture with some unemployed tourist.

None of the judges gave him shit for having tattoos. They did give Alina shit about hers during the cycle that McKee won. The one where they travelled to the Netherlands.