oh, but we didnt demoralize him, sean - he came to us, quite honestly, without any morals at all.

Saw this on Instagram:

I’m surprised Jezebel has seemingly never reported on the sexual harassment allegations/settlement regarding Casey Affleck and his behavior during I’m Not Here. Is it because the claims are unsubstantiated? Because that hasn’t seemed to stop Jez from mentioning stuff like that before, particularly when a court case…

hopefully someone causes a fuhrer over that.

I did Nazi that coming.

I thought we were past the ridiculous and totally unprovable claims that someone else could have beaten Trump.

You realize Hillary Clinton, literally, won the primary, right? Like, she got more votes than anyone else in the primary, right? So, there’s not really much the DNC could have done, since nominations aren’t decided by national committee fiat, but by the results of the primaries, right? So how exactly was this…

The DNC nominated the person who got the most votes. By a lot.

If you want to cast aspersions, though, cast aspersions on the people in the Democratic party who were secretly (or not so secretly) hoping for a Trump nomination, because they thought he’d be a walkover.* Cast aspersions on the people inside the Clinton…

Same. And I’ve only heard mine a few times.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but we’re already having a Constitutional crisis. We have a Senate that has refused to act on a Supreme Court vacancy, we have a president-elect who may or may not have won the election fair-and-square, but most definitely lost the popular vote by at least 2.5 million votes, and…

That’s a completely legitimate assessment that I hadn’t considered.

Aww the no neck issue! That happened to loads of ours. Barbie you could reattach if you didn’t mind the neck problem, but poor Ken was a goner when his head popped off.

If anyone has body issues, it should be Ken. Seriously, who would play him? John Bobbitt?

I don’t think Barbie registered as more than a toy, but I can remember wanting to “switch bodies for a day” with my best friend when I was ~4 so I could have blonde hair and blue eyes. So maybe I *was* internalizing beauty standards from Barbara? Odd, since I was a fellow Barbie Destroyer :P

Honest question: did anyone else not have any body hang ups about their barbies? I was a major tomboy growing up, so my poor barbies spent most of their surviving earthquakes (bed being viciously shaken), tornadoes (hurled out of tree), floods (....boy, my mom was pissed about that one), generally being all around…

Was anybody else disappointed when Teddy’s backstory wasn’t “has a degree in ethnomusicology from Wesleyan, is a receptionist at a dentist’s office, married the writer of a TV sketch comedy”