Silver lining: Ivanka (born October 30 1981) is 22 days from being free of her Dad’s attention.

THEY TOOK IT FROM US. NETFLIX TOOK IT FROM US. THOSE BASTARDS.

my worst Miss U.

fixed.

Wikepedia hasn’t discovered it for us yet? Wikepedia hasn’t discovered it for us yet?!? Wikipedia hasn’t discovered it for us yet. The people behind this show, do they know what Wikipedia is? I would have changed the channel the moment after reading that.

Zika

THANK YOU. He is my 90's heartthrob.

YES!!!!!

I try not to let it bother me that Liz Lemon & Leslie Knope would probably clock in at a sold three bills in reality.

I’m not saying Taylor is trying to cover up drowning a woman, but people are talking about it. They’re talking. You hear it everywhere. Someone should look into that, because something is definitely going on there. Sad!

Some people are saying it. You’re not implying it but some people are saying it.

Thanks. On certain Saturdays, I like pretending that I run a General Store in the ‘40s.

Maybe Taylor likes to put on a disguise and troll for hookers who look like Karlie Kloss and one night she lost control of her car, went through the rails of a bridge and crashed into a river. Taylor got out but date for the evening was stuck in the car but Taylor didn’t call 911 because she didn’t want people to find…

Many of those statements were about the manner and variety of dicks he believes me to be interacting with.

I think people are talking about pushing the pedestrian crosswalk button for the crosswalk running parallel to their lane of traffic.

I just discovered the Bill Hader Keith Morrison impression after requesting to my friends that if I die unexpectedly, I would like to be referred to as “the life of the party.” So much love.

OOOOOooooOOOOOoOOOOo

The first thing civil rights activists don't do is compare atrocities among the oppressed.

“Boopie doopie doopie-doop...sex.”

Teach Me How to Understand Christmas is so brilliant. I cry laugh until I get a headache every time.