How do you exfoliate?

Real life isn’t CSI. Not every burglary gets a full forensic investigation. Never mind that you won’t find much DNA in urine.

use that zest
use that zest
for southwest flavors it’s the best
on your corn
or your guac
or on a bird that used to squawk
in your gin or vodka+tonic
or a limeade inspired by Sonic

come on and and save your lime
it’s really worth the time
use that zest, use that zest, use that zeeeeeest!

Headlines are often written with a really low reading level (not always intentionally) so it was nice to learn a new word. Had to Google “excoriating"

Solid advice as always, but this week felt a bit like a trio of readers that had fallen into a trap of “Sure it’s like that for other people, but for me...”. It’s really shocking how easy it is for a person to be in denial about those things. We’ve all done it. I’ve done it really badly a few times myself. It is just…

Prince Harry marrying Kerry Washington despite Barack Obama being concerned about their dangerous boat wedding.

I have never scrolled up to click “Show Pending” faster in my life

haha! well thanks for joining so I don’t have to.

I intend to surround myself with zubat and become their queen.

Just waiting for some horrifying woman’s cloyster pics to show up in response to this new version of dick pics.

Yeah, the phrase looses all meaning! Irregardless, their married now:)

Yes I could of screamed when I read that. It literally made my skin crawl. For all intensive purposes, it’s annoying.

I ask them “Think about the worst team you were ever on. What made them the worse team?” If they do any sort of bad-mouthing of specific people, yeah, that’s a bad sign.

In general, if someone has nothing but negative to say about anyone around them, no bueno.

I loved Clue as a kid! It was one of my fave rainy day games. I was enamored that the fictional house had a ballroom, library, and conservatory, even though I didn’t know what a conservatory was. My favorite was character was Miss Scarlet.

I remember when I interviewed for my current job. They asked why I was leaving, and I said, “Well, I think that they’re getting ready to lay people off and close the call center. That’s not conducive to a good work environment - or any work environment, if they lay people off; frankly, I’d like a job with stability…

Dating too. Typically we can find out an awful lot about people in the first 20 minutes or so. Problem with dating is we just aren’t listening. We’re projecting into the situation as we’d like it to be.

I’m convinced that Taylor is going to keep dating people until all of their initials spell out some sort of coded message about her asking for someone to rescue her from the grasps of the Illuminati.

Absolutely. I am struck by the irony of someone who has made a name for himself by releasing classified information refusing to answer questions about his own conduct.