They need a more qualified candidate, one that has the power, intelligence and magical ability to not only defend Earth but reality itself. There’s really only one man for the job.

Came here just for this, was not disappointed.

Depends if their policy covers acts of goat.

Most likely saw it’s reflection as an adversary. Either way it’s funny.

Woah... calm down. It’s a tv show. How weepy do you get at real life stuff? I mean, come on!

Calm your fucking tits, dude. This isn’t the Berlin Wall falling. They just announced an actor on a TV show.

Ever been to New Jersey?

This looks nothing like the book

If a fastback with a lift back hatch is what you desire. Go check out the 2018 Buick Regal.

The top one ain’t Storm. That’s from the upcoming Black Panther. That’s T’challa’s mom.

My windshield wipers are dull so I moved to Syria.

Peter wouldn’t mind Miles being put before him on the list.

I would suggest the worse cars

Fair enough. I don’t trust any Death that doesn’t look like this:

I don’t trust any Death that doesn’t TALK LIKE THIS

This is more or less the look that is perpetually on my face these days.

This explains a lot.

This is nice, but three miles is nothing. Why must we keep lowering the bar on EVERYTHING?

Wait...for decades of combustion-powered automobiles, 0-60 times were everything. It’s the primary stat the entire automotive publishing industry was built upon. But with battery-powered cars we’re now suddenly not supposed to care?

Based on public opinion polls, a majority of Australians say that multiculturalism is a good thing. It may be a slight majority at times, but it’s still a majority.