I hope she’s there in court to remind him of the mess he left...

‘Cause he had one hand in her pocket, and the other one was depositing all of her money in a Swiss bank account.

Ohio is like, the slightly chiller version of Florida.

Then it is Apple’s fault for not stopping me from lying. I wanna sue.

The White House is no longer an acceptable place for children given who its future resident will be.

That’s not entirely accurate. Generally, an accessory needs to provide some form of assistance or encouragement to the principal. Your example of finding out about a theft after its occurrence would not likely result in accessory charges unless there was assistance to the perpetrator.

They say girls are attracted to men like their fathers.

No. I didn’t even know he was straight.

Milo loves being a pretend victim; this is his Christmas.

Maxine was my favorite character!

Because

lol, don’t be salty just cause the BRZ needs more horses.

“The Nissan Rogue Sport is like a Rogue but smaller, closer to the original Rogue, because the newer Rogue got bigger.”

Wow, lots of thing happened recently.

Looks like the Lexus grille wearing a bicycle helmet.

They are both predominantly red?

I’m not seeing what you’re seeing.

Can we talk about how they turned the air vent grill into the entire dash in a way that looks so fucking good?

I believe Kia’s current person in charge of visual design came from Audi, so it is very likely.