“I emailed Tesla for comment but do not expect a reply since they no longer have a PR team.”

Seriously, this looks like it was written by a fourth grader who’s behind the rest of the class.

I liked T-Pain before, his music is catchy. Then I saw him learn to drift in his S14 from Chelsea DeNofa, and I said to myself, ‘T-Pain is a Renaissance man, that’s super cool.’

I laughed more at the passed-over mic jockey who was jealous of Robin Williams’ character in “Good Morning, Vietnam” than this jackass politician.

I think she’s more likely to be convicted of this than Chauvin (because sexism), but both of these asshole motherfuckers need to spend a couple decades in prison.

If "Undercover Brother" makes the list, shouldn't "Black Dynamite" get consideration, as well?

I had a similar moment several years ago where I dropped a term after _completely_ mis-guessing its meaning based on the context of the quote where I’d heard it. My two friends stopped dead such that I immediately knew I fucked up, and despite them understanding that wasn’t my intent, I’m well past old enough to know…

Knew what you were going for based on context, and anyone who seriously wants to dismiss the whole of the point you’re trying to make (based on this off the cuff slip) isn't worth your time.

Then I hope Jeep can see there’s no substantial reason not to agree to the Cherokee nation’s request and change the name. The only sales they’re going to lose are the assholes who “didn’t see a problem with it” and perpetually whine about “cancel culture.” And those buyers are trash, and shouldn’t dictate how society…

“You could argue they’ve earned the right if anyone has, but that wasn’t the people here now...”

This is why I’m less and less worried about Trump running for a second term in 2024. He’s burned a bridge with the most fervent part of his base by not pardoning them (which honestly is just limiting his own exposure/culpability), half the GOP politicians want to forget he ever existed, and soon the country will see…

I absolutely love your word choice.

Hey now, Argyle knocked out the "Walker, Texas Ranger" sidekick before he got away--that's something.

“Republican PornHub, aka Fox News...” Man, given the headline or two I saw about Kimberly Gulifoyle (don’t care enough to check my spelling of her name) and Fox paying out settlement money, this is less ‘fun punchline’ and more ‘dangerously being somewhat validated.'

While I’m laughing at the pegging bit, this would be an acceptable reorientation of “Cops” episodes, have pop-ups saying: Officer Chud has been detained twice for domestic violence, has 13 instances of reported/alleged excessive force complaints and one pending investigation involving planted evidence; he’s been…

I was entertained, yes.

I was flipping through channels a bunch of years ago, thought I was turning on “Cannonball Run,” ended up watching this instead:

I’d much rather watch 2Fast on a loop than F8. You’re telling me the entry with jumping the nuclear submarine, a soap-opera plot, and poopy diaper gags *isn’t* the worst of the franchise thus far?

You’re thinking of “200 MPH.” The FC RX-7 got stolen during production, so they repainted the S14 green and hoped you don’t notice. The CGI wreck of the Nissan R35 GTR is one of the worst things committed to film.

We’ll start at low-cheese and move up: