You assert that men ‘literally have a better body for running’ that is more a factor in track athletic success than height in basketball. My point is that my “superior body for running” as a man has zero chance of winning any competitive sprint against men or women—I don’t think the issue is as simple as her naturally…

Oh wow, I had no idea that my gender as male makes me physically superior to females in regards to running track. Damn my CP and lack of training, I’m going to go smash some women’s track records! /s

Honestly, my oral hygiene has never been better, because now (to combat my own mask-breath) I see mouthwash as an absolute necessity, not merely “if I remember.”

Screw off, you bad-faith, shit-stirring POS. I despise your takes on The Root, and they’re just as unwelcome here.

I wish you would just never speak.

*promoted, not plucked.

Then find me a more reliable one that backs up what you said, jackass. Otherwise, I trust Snopes' plausible explanation and research over your say-so.

Hey asshole, those accusations of pedophilia against Jacob Blake? Utter fucking horseshit rumor. Shut the fuck up forever, and fuck yourself with a cactus.

Are you seriously spamming this same bad take on multiple threads hoping to get a response and/or noticed? I’ll take the hit for everyone else since you’re out of the grays already (somehow)--sit down.

Jesus, even Trump hasn’t managed to let *this* particular phrase slip in his support of white supremacy. 

“Sammy, please listen to my calls! You are breaking the car--we will not finish... Triple caution, TRIPLE CAUTION!"

Way to defend the dismantling of our country’s ideals/democracy. You sound like you’d “well, actually, it’s legal” in a totalitarian regime. Also:

Absolutely this. The only reason large corporations *aren’t* seeing a substantial backlash (from outright racist customers/”all lives matter” trash) for even the mere performative act of saying “black lives matter,” is because that performative minimum is so ubiquitous in the current moment—the bigots literally have…

Lol and a star for "Satin."

Unless a joke went over my head, election day is Tuesday November 3rd, not the 6th, right? What gives?

Please tell me this is real.

I only looked around for a few minutes at a time to scream into the void about how unfit 45 was to be president (leading up to his impeachment). I wasn’t about to expect reasonable responses from r/The_Donald with regards to his well-documented history of racism, xenophobia, sexual assault, corruption, etc.—but it…

I wish I could say we don't want him, but the gaggle of moronic assholes in attendance proves me wrong.

Dismissing trolls gets me off. And in response to this: