Honest-to-God, this was my progression just now:

I see your minibikes and raise you a drift car!

We love you all for this and whatever other work you want to produce. I read *because* you don’t merely “stick to sports,” and am immensely proud of the disobedience that I saw yesterday (and the reminder of the “Horton, here’s a poo!” story from a year and a half ago made my fucking day). Seriously, all of you, past…

Seconded with the most boundless enthusiasm!

It’s been a wonderful rollercoaster thus far—ups for its existence and community being exactly what I missed as Splinter was killed off, but the talking about the chaos here at Deadspin’s has us all feeling like we’re watching G/O management march this whole thing to the gallows.

You’re right, I rescind my statement.

Are we sure that Trump hasn't suffered a series of concussions? It might explain his speech patterns and impossible-to-follow thought process.

You've literally described the exact plot of the series "Occupied."

Man, someone didn't learn from Afroduck's terrible example.

Voting blue.

Okay, Spicer and Rick Perry made me laugh audibly.

Yeah, as well-intentioned as I hope to be, in a truly life-or-death situation I’m worried I would either freeze up from stress/be too afraid to act, or not be quick enough to get them to safety despite my efforts.

And a lasting impact on their insurance premiums, too.

Yeah, and watch the Trump/Clinton debates again: Clinton got under his skin about a dozen ways, and he came off looking like the crazy, projecting, incompetent fool he was. Trump doesn’t know how to fight above fourth-grade schoolyard bully mentality, and even less so when he’s going up against a strong, experienced…

I’m less convinced about their non-impact than you, honestly. I’ve been pulling for Warren ever since she announced, but I also acknowledge that AOC, Omar, and Tlaib have very much energized young, idealistic (not a criticism), progressive voters. Bernie and Warren certainly have some good common ground on their…

You’ve struck the heart of the matter more effectively and concisely than I’ve been able to put into words, I can offer nothing but agreement. Thank you.

Comparatively? She was, but I’m not.

How ego-centric is it to have knowledge of the harm, denigration, and undeniable outright racism that word has when used by whites (or other groups, for that matter) to disparage the black community; yet still put forth an opinion that you should be allowed to use it?

Pretty sure you can get a Lotus Evora with a stick. Just sayin'.

Not yet--thanks, opponents to common sense gun reform.